I'm Lisa Shaw and I often have spinach in my teeth, a wedgie, and the F-bomb on the tip of my tongue, because who has time to be socially appropriate when you're an transracial adoptive parent, secular homeschooler, and caffeine-seeking maniac? You can find me at The Huffington Post, Scary Mommy, Love What Matters, The Mighty, Blunt Moms, Sammiches and Psych Meds, and Discover on Word Press.