In the 17th century, duels were the public forum for duking it out. Today, we have Twitter. As the year comes to a close, we look back at the most jaw-dropping tweets by celebs looking to get something off their chests.
Amanda Bynes
https://twitter.com/amandabynes/statuses/314906707929214976
We’re not exactly sure what Bynes means here, but we’re sure it would be painful for both parties.
That One-Armed Surfer girl is engaged! Her boyfriend must have asked her dad for her other hand in marriage.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) August 2, 2013
Joan Rivers must be pretty good at math, because she made quick work of turning two positives (a proposal and Bethany Hamilton) into a negative.
Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 14, 2013
Until Kendrick starred in Pitch Perfect, we had no idea she could sing. Until this tweet, we had no idea she was so lewd.
https://twitter.com/kelly_clarkson/statuses/372021185287966720
C’mon, Clarkson. You’re Southern — you should know that if you say “Bless her heart” before zinging snarky comments, they sound much less b****y.
David Krumholtz
https://twitter.com/DaveKrumholtz/statuses/371866538841616385
Clarkson clearly wasn’t the only one offended by Cyrus’ VMAs stunt — Numb3rs actor Krumholtz apparently lost all hope in humanity after seeing it.
Joan Rivers
Terrible! People are hiring the handicapped for the day in order to skip lines at Disneyland. It’s expensive – they charge an arm and a leg.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) September 3, 2013
Is it really any surprise Rivers made this list multiple times?
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/statuses/354690393985658881
When a rough copy of West’s “Black Skinhead” video hit the Internet, West had some choice words for the person who perpetrated the leak.
I just dropped my iPad on the ground and shattered two glass corners. What to do?does one call Apple to come and pick it up or do I take it?
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) September 25, 2013
Uh, really? We hope that, as she implied in a follow-up tweet, Stewart was just joking.
waking up to the news that I'm now pregnant with @therealjuicyj baby
— Miley Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) September 30, 2013
Cyrus loves to set tongues wagging — her own included — so we couldn’t be sure at first if this rumor was a reality or just more fodder from the rumor mill.
Louis Tomlinson
Hi @JakeBugg do you think slagging off boy bands makes you more indie ?
— Louis Tomlinson (@Louis_Tomlinson) February 22, 2013
We’d never heard of Jake Bugg before he started twit-talking (sh**-talking, via Twitter) to the boys of One Direction. But we’re betting he got exactly what he wanted, since Tomlinson’s response helped to make Bugg a recognizable name in the U.S.
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