50 Most shocking celebrity tweets of 2013

At the VMAs, Lady Gaga began her song in all white with her face poking out. It would've been my "Best Dressed" if it weren't for the hole.

— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) August 27, 2013

It’s a safe bet Gaga’s little monsters didn’t like this jab, but are any of them brave enough to take on the queen of mean herself, Joan Rivers?

https://twitter.com/MileyCyrus/statuses/385794622641160193
The world was all abuzz when Cyrus replied with this searing tweet to a letter written to her by O’Connor.

Sinead. I don't have time to write you an open letter cause Im hosting & performing on SNL this week.

— Miley Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) October 3, 2013

FYI, Miles… this non-response counts as a response. As does your previous (see above) tweet.

#IHateFakeMediaFriends#MayIHumblySuggestYouNotSendGiftsThenTalkShithttp://t.co/htOnb41jIz

— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) August 16, 2013

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After Couric claimed she didn’t understand why anyone would want to watch or look up to the Kardashian clan, Kim Kardashian put her on blast for sending baby North West a gift — complete with a nonsensical note card.

GREEDY AND LAZY …… A SURE FORMULA FOR CAREER FAILURE

— Sylvester Stallone (@TheSlyStallone) August 6, 2013

Stallone couldn’t have been happier for Willis to get the boot from the Expendables 3 movie. What we’d really like to see them star in together, though, is a cage fight.

Rumor has it that Kim Kardashian is very upset. She just realized that there's a 50 percent chance her baby will be white.

— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) April 10, 2013

If Kim Kardashian didn’t like what Katie Couric had to say, we wonder what she thought of Rivers’ remark.

https://twitter.com/amandabynes/statuses/350690167218126848
As illustrated by this tweet, Bynes has a special knack for taking a sweet sentiment and making it totally creepy.

https://twitter.com/KeyshiaCole/statuses/313716573636534273
When Beyoncé released her new song “Bow Down/I Been On” in May, the song struck a sour note with Keyshia Cole. Right before tweeting this, Keyshia took to Twitter to say, “Can’t stand when people all self righteous when it’s convenient it makes them look good. But can still talk s*** when convenient 2 FOH.”

https://twitter.com/oliviawilde/statuses/307691828243742720
This little gem of a tweet earned Wilde death threats from frenzied Beliebers.

https://twitter.com/alka_seltzer666/statuses/337038794068987907
When Kendall Jenner tweeted “Just wish things could be easier sometimes mann,” Frances Bean Cobain’s teen spirit got the best of her and retorted “Oh shh. There are kids on earth abandoned & homeless who forcibly drink contaminated water because clean water isn’t accessible” before delivering this final blow.

"Boots on the ground" or not, let's not forget about sandals, pumps and loafers. #Footwear

— Kenneth Cole (@kennethcolereal) September 5, 2013

Kenneth Cole created quite the stir when he capitalized on the Syria crisis to promote his goods.

This date between @MelRivers and Duncan has more awkward silences than a conversation with Helen Keller. #JKB

— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) March 24, 2013

When it comes to Joan Rivers, nothing is off-limits — not her daughter’s life and certainly not national icons and inspirations like Helen Keller (see also Bethany Hamilton tweet above).

CADRE!
This is a legitimate call to arms.
my daughter Sam was bullied out of Viewpoint school and then called a lia… (cont…

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) March 14, 2013

What do you do when classmates pick on your kid at school? Well, if you’re Charlie Sheen, you urge your fans to deliver dog excrement to said classmates’ doors. Here’s his call to arms in its entirety: 

CADRE! This is a legitimate call to arms. my daughter Sam was bullied out of Viewpoint school and then called a liar. it’s on! if you have a rotted egg a roll of toilet paper or some dog s***; I urge u to deliver it with “extreme prejudice” to their KamPuss run by trolls and charlatans. make me proud. we will not tolerate this level of abhorrent disrespect towards the child of your favorite Warlock. And if your feeling the “show and tell” of it all, smear the s*** to spell one name on the front door; VICTORIA. eat that loser. c hashtag HYLMN?

the black keys drummer should be slapped around haha

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) February 12, 2013

Justin Bieber may have thought he won a battle with this tweet, but Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney definitely won the war by hilariously sending out a string of tweets while pretending to be the Biebs.

Help! There’s more trash lined up in the street outside my place than there is at Miley Cyrus’s house. #JKB

— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) March 31, 2013

If it were about anyone else, this tweet would be particularly shocking. Sadly, it wasn’t the most tawdry thing said about Miley Cyrus this year. That honor might belong to Cyrus herself.

https://twitter.com/amandabynes/statuses/329365324396896257
Someone should tell Bynes that (a) tweeting in your bra is a major faux pas and (b) at 100 pounds, a stiff wind would knock the already teetering actress over.

So our shitbag government shut down, & over 1,000,000 people are going to be asked to work without pay. Aliens, please land now #FreakParty

— Joe Rogan (@joerogan) October 1, 2013

The people in Independence Day invited the aliens to land, and look how well that turned out for them. Movies can be cautionary tales, people.

Ugh..recycling old art for a younger generation doesn't make you an artist. It makes you an art teacher.

— Adam Levine (@adamlevine) September 20, 2013

If we had to guess by this tweet directed toward Lady Gaga, we’d say Adam Levine is not one of Gaga’s little monsters — he just acts like a little monster sometimes.

Smile! pic.twitter.com/bE5zqQm4lC

— Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) July 16, 2013

Dear Santa, all we want for Christmas is a smokin’ hot bod like mom-of-four Heidi Klum’s. Thanks!

ok"@sexslays: @50cent pee into my mouth"

— 50cent (@50cent) June 7, 2013

Wait… say what?!

Me with my nigga @LenaDunham of @HBOGirls – I love this beyotch!! http://t.co/VOaV30eB

— Lisa Lampanelli (@LisaLampanelli) February 18, 2013

Lisa Lampanelli’s cavalier use of the N-word in this tweet caused such a commotion that Lena Dunham had to go on record to say she did not condone that kind of language.

https://twitter.com/evanrachelwood/statuses/301763519609704448
Poor Evan Rachel Wood! We can’t imagine what it must have been like to have a paparazzi steal a shot of such a sacred, intimate moment.

https://twitter.com/amandabynes/statuses/320003701983031296
Despite Amanda Bynes’ multiple tweets on the subject of her weight, 135 pounds does not an eating disorder make.

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

— Jaden (@jaden) September 13, 2013

Ironically, many of Jaden Smith’s tweets are filled with spelling and grammar errors. You know, things you learn to avoid by going to school.

I got attacked by a poop volcano! 😳💩👶

— Holly Madison (@hollymadison) April 14, 2013

Um, gross? Holly Madison was either hacked or she is referencing her new baby’s bowel habits. Either way … TMI, Madison. TMI.

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