14 (shirtless) men we want Santa to put under the tree

5 “Newbies”

These boys aren’t exactly newbies from a celebrity standpoint, but we haven’t been
inundated with shirtless images of them (which we intend to fix right here, right now).

Photo credit: S. Tong Photography

Matt Cohen has been in a lot of stuff, including Supernatural (his looks really are not-of-this-earth), but nothing has quite put him on our “shirtless hunk” radar. However, when it comes to chiseled abs and jaws, we don’t discriminate, Santa. We’re perfectly content to wake up with Mr. Cohen Christmas morning.

Photo credit: Leonardo Corredor/Tumblr Nick Bateman

Between Charlie Hunnam’s departure and Jamie Dornan being cast in Fifty Shades of Grey, fans were screaming for the ridiculously hot Nick Bateman to be cast as Christian Grey. Nick who, you ask? Let your fingers do the walking on over to Instagram and fall in love. So before Bateman becomes the next “it” guy, we’re asking Santa if we can have him for Dec. 25, and 26 and 27 and for-ev-er.

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Photo credit: Instagram Scott Eastwood

OK, Santa, here’s the thing: We first fell in love with Scott Eastwood when we looked at him. Then he started talking and we were goners. When he told Foxlight that he had been taught to show up on time, not complain and admitted to working under the radar, intentionally, for the last 10 years to earn the Eastwood name, well, it was all we could do to not buy a ticket to Los Angeles to stalk, er, introduce ourselves. Santa, save us some bank and bring him to us instead.

Photo credit: Twitter Bear Grylls

Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, we love us some Bear Grylls, Santa. Sure, he uses every excuse to drink his own urine, he eats completely disgusting things and he engages in survival tricks that make us say, “Can I just die instead, please?” but he is one sexy mo-fo. There is something primal about having a guy who could make sure you survive under any circumstance, even if does mean squeezing water out of elephant poop.

Photo credit: Facebook Matthew Terry

Santa, if you caught the Super Bowl this year, then we’re hoping you didn’t get up to refill your Doritos bowl when the Calvin Klein commercial came on. Because if you did, you would have missed every luscious moment of Matthew Terry. Speaking of luscious moments, how about you bring the Mattster to our home for the holidays? That’s a good jolly elf.

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