With the recent photo release of the new Batsuit and Batmobile, a superhero fan frenzy has exploded across the web in anticipation of the new Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice film. But extreme fans, like those of the Dave & Buster’s Virginia Beach Instagram page (@dnbvabeach), noticed that Batman was looking a little sad. We think he was just having a bad day.
First, he didn’t have anything to wear, other than this T-shirt of Ryan Gosling wearing a T-shirt of Macaulay Culkin.
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It made him feel a bit like a cliché. He is Batman, after all. Who’s going to take him seriously in a T-shirt?
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Then, the fools put sugar in his coffee.
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The Dark Knight takes his coffee black, folks. That would be a poor start to anyone’s day.
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Then, on his way to work, he got a ticket for speeding.
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It made him late, and everyone knows what that will do to your day.
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Then, he couldn’t save Artax from the Swamp of Sadness.
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Already thrown off his game by the morning’s events, he failed his first mission. And Batman hates failure more than the Joker.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, he got a phone call: Marley had to be put down.
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Seriously, who didn’t cry when they heard that news? I bawled like a little baby.
Super bummed, he decided to go back home and watch a movie, but that was a big mistake.
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He rented Batman & Robin from 1997, featuring Chris O’Donnell and George Clooney. The movie was terrible, but… “holy handsome, Batman,” Clooney is a looker, isn’t he? That was when the bonbons came out and the binge eating began.
But then, it was time for a weigh-in on The Biggest Loser, and he had eaten so much that he gained 5 pounds.
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What a day. When you can’t even win at losing, you should probably just go back to bed.
So, he decided a cold beer and some friends would make him feel better…
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But Carl and Ellie lost their baby, so nobody came.
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At that point, even the happiest place on earth couldn’t make Batman happy.
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So cut him some slack, people. He’s been training really, really hard to be a kick-a** crime fighter, but even the best of us have a bad day. We think he just needs a hug and a new T-shirt that says, “Because I’m Batman!” He’ll perk right up.
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