Maroon 5 crashed 7 weddings: What the grooms really thought

In the video for their catchy new single, “Sugar,” Maroon 5 surprises random couples on their wedding day with an impromptu performance. But how did the grooms really feel about Adam Levine making their brides swoon? Let’s explore.

As crew arrives and starts setting up the pop-up stage at the first venue, the bride and groom both clearly wonder what is going on and who approved this. Paging the wedding planner, STAT!

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Meanwhile, angry papa bear — aka the father of the bride — looks like his head is about to crack open so a baby bridezilla can spring forth and devour said wedding crashers.

Here’s what we imagine was running through the grooms’ brains, though.

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Groom #1

Bride: “Seriously, though, WTactualF is going on right now?” Groom: “I swear, if I don’t get laid tonight because of this, there will be a reckoning.”

“Is that f***ing Adam Levine?”

“Seriously… f***ing Adam Levine?”

“Oh, God, she’s dying right now. I’m totally going to pass this off as my idea.”

“She’s going to be calling me Adam Levine later, and I don’t even care!”

Groom #2

“Maybe somebody bought us a car.”

“I should be more concerned about who this dude is and what he’s saying, but I can’t stop staring at his glorious curly beard.”

“Damn, man. My girl loves Adam Levine. I’m never going to live up to this. F***********k.”

“You! My girl is going to be dreaming about you tonight, bro!”

“OK, OK… I can work with this. I’m down for some role play later — I’ve always wanted a groupie.”

Groom #3

“Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. Is this for real happening right now? I feel sick.”

“Oh, wow… you’re, like, really into this.”

Groom #4

“Just smile and nod… just smile and nod.”

Groom #5

“Oh, shit!”

Groom #6

“Did I just do the Carlton in front of my new wife? Did I just do the Carlton in the presence of Adam Levine?! Sweet Jesus.”

These guys

“Let’s all get hammered on champagne and pretend like our wives aren’t eye-boning Adam Levine right now.”

And to wrap it up… back to Groom #1

“Motherf***ing Adam Levine, you sexy bastard.”

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Check out the full (adorable) video below!

All images courtesy of: Maroon5VEVO/YouTube