Bella Hadid’s hooha was dangerously close to popping out at Cannes

We all have one item in our closet that we aren’t quite sure we can pull off. “Please, please, let the Earth, moon and stars align so I look like a model and not a toddler in this romper,” I think every time I put it on. I imagine Bella Hadid must have prayed for a long, long time before stepping on the Cannes red carpet in the world’s highest slit, looking like a walking, breathing fire emoji.

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Ready?

Hadid rocked the Alexandre Vauthier dress/piece of fabric to the premiere of The Unknown Girl. As Jezebel reports, many of her fellow models were in attendance, so it’s only fitting that she wore something that would stand out.

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In case a leg slit that would put Chrissy Teigen to shame isn’t stress-inducing enough, there’s also plenty of side boob action. Of course, sister Gigi Hadid already dealt with a nip slip on the Versace runway this year. Hadid was probably invoking the “It already happened to my sister, so it won’t happen to me” fate clause.

Is it possible to award Canne’s Palme d’Or prize to a person instead of a new film? Hadid deserves something for everything she must have gone through to keep this on. Let’s get this girl a trophy.

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