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11 times The Bachelorette Canada nailed what dating as a Canadian is like

Canadians finally have our own Bachelorette — and with that, we get to watch Jasmine Larimer deal with some painfully relatable dating scenarios. Who hasn’t been hit on by a drunk cowboy from Calgary or had one too many guys try to impress with acoustic guitars in a night? Here are all the times The BacheloretteCanada reminded us what dating while Canadian is actually like.

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1. When the bachelorette perfectly captures how slim your dating options are in a small Canadian town by explaining how to make out with your hand — and you know just how she feels

2. When not one but two bros bust out acoustic instruments in the same night to impress you and it’s just so ridiculously awkward

3. When someone uses “I have a very good dental and medical plan” as a pickup line and it actually kind of works because this is Canada — you’ve been saving to get that tooth filled for years

4. When guys are really really proud of their beatboxing skills, and it’s just like, “God, not again

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5. When language difficulties are a thing and the communication struggles English speakers and French Canadians face is all too real

(Benoit sounds so much sexier in French, but sadly, Jasmine doesn’t get subtitles.)

6. When there’s a distinct possibility that a drunk cowboy from Calgary will ruin your night by aggressively butting in on a private conversation

7. When you know that red flannel lumberjack look is played out but it still looks so good

8. When your date might just have a script tattoo across his chest that says “Living the Dream” because he’s been working on the oil rigs and is all about that life

9. When his perfect date just involves showing you his beloved truck, then you buying him dinner for the privilege

10. When half the guys you meet at a party are secretly dying to bust out their breakdancing skills, convinced they have perfected the best possible version of “the worm”

11. When you might just run into a semi-naked male entertainer from Whistler — and you’re not complaining at all

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