Amy Schumer‘s boyfriend, Ben Hanisch, made a big mistake in the bedroom. He yawned while she was giving him oral sex.
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And being Amy Schumer, not only did she call him out on it the second it happened, but she also then spilled the details of the encounter to Glamour UK for her cover story.
I’m going to go ahead and guess he’s learned his lesson to hold that shit in.
“I went down on Ben this morning and he yawned. It was an accident, but we were both just dying laughing,” Schumer explained to the mag. “I’m happy, but obviously I was like, ‘Fuck you!'”
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Here’s the thing. Schumer has made a name for herself as a comedian by being relatable. Your significant other may not have yawned while you were pleasuring them, but I think we all have our own set of weird, funny bedroom happenings. The sign of a great couple is that you can laugh about them — after you politely tell your partner, “Fuck you!” that is.
Aside from spilling her most embarrassing bedroom moments, Schumer also gushed about her man, who she’s been dating now for about a year and a half.
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“He’s very protective of me, like, not overprotective, but if someone’s taking pictures of me or filming in a restaurant, he’ll start taking pictures of them. He’s really cool; it’s not a problem to be around any of the sorts of people who are at these events. He takes it all in his stride. But when I say, ‘Shall we get out of here?’ he’s like, ‘Yes!’ I’m so lucky that I met him. And he hadn’t seen any of my work before we met…”
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