There’s a question the internet has been grappling with for about as long as anyone can remember. No one seems to be able to answer it: Which Chris is the hottest Chris?
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This refers, of course, to Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt and Chris Evans. They are the hottest trio of Chrises ever to grace Hollywood, but no one can figure out which Chris is the top Chris, the hottest of all the hot Chrises.
If anyone knows a thing or two about hotness, though, it’s Ryan Reynolds. So it makes sense to pose this question to him — maybe he holds the answers we all seek but have, as yet, been unable to find. So, when a Twitter user went to Reynolds with the query, the internet held its collective breath in anticipation. Surely Reynolds would know. Finally, we would have the answer we have longed for.
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Alas, Reynolds, qualified as he may be to finally tell us which Chris is hottest, isn’t giving any straight answers.
When ordering ice cream, I like to get all three scoops. https://t.co/6H13DgssrG
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 2, 2018
“When ordering ice cream, I like to get all three scoops,” was his cryptic nonanswer. Ugh. Leave it to Reynolds to be diplomatic about this.
He did say one other thing, though.
And of course, some Pine nuts generously sprinkled on top.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 2, 2018
“And of course, some Pine nuts generously sprinkled on top,” he replied to his original tweet.
He’s saying, of course, that there’s another Chris who deserves consideration: Chris Pine.
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So not only did Reynolds not answer, but he made the question even more complex. Thanks for nothing, Ryan Reynolds.
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