Sadly, another season of Pretty Little Liars comes to a close tonight with the season 3 spring finale airing at 8/7c on ABC Family. We pay homage to the residents of Rosewood with some of this season’s best quotes!
Our favorite quotes!
Emily: Cars don’t float. If they did, pilgrims would have driven here. (Ep. 23)
Hanna: You kiss pretty good for a man without his spleen. (Ep. 13)
Eddie: You’re supposed to have amnesia.
Spencer. Well, if I do, I certainly don’t remember it. (Ep. 22)
Aria: Our best friend is at home chewing her elbows and you’re horse shopping? (Ep. 19)
Wes: I once killed a cactus. I thought the only way you could do that was with a gun. (Ep. 18)
Aria: I wake up every morning with the intention of telling him, and then I go to sleep every night feeling guilty that I don’t.
Hanna: At least you have your afternoons free. (Ep. 17)
Spencer (on Mona and Jason): Okay, he’s basically hugging a hand grenade. (Ep. 14)
Hanna: I would not dine here if I were you. I had to sneak around in that kitchen, and I saw a roach big enough to wear an apron. (Ep. 23)
Aria: Pretty sure when you and Caleb broke up you locked yourself in your bedroom for two weeks and all you ate was Eskimo pies.
Hanna: They were Skinny Cows, and it was four days. (Ep. 19)
Hanna: I have to borrow Emily for some girl talk. Not girl on girl talk, just girl talk. (Ep. 16)
Spencer: Ug, drugging yourself is the best alibi ever. Classic Sharon Stone move. (Ep. 12)
Hanna: Paige wasn’t in Spanish today. Yo hablo sicko. (Ep. 12)
Spencer: I don’t remember you in Mamma Mia.
Hanna: Good, because I looked fat and hideous, and I had to stand next to a cardboard goat. (Ep. 11)
Aria: Kind of lying here despondently right now, Spence.
Spencer: Well, can you just sit despondently? I need the bed.
Aria: No, lying is more despondent. (Ep. 9)
Aria: Hanna, friends don’t let friends sneak into insane asylums alone. (Ep. 7)
Spencer: He’s your boyfriend, Aria. He’s not a baby squirrel.
Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I’ve been there, I’ve done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you’re taking away his nuts.
Aria: You did not just say that. (Ep. 5)
Hanna: You know what they say: If the feather fits.
Aria: Hanna, it’s the shoe, if the shoe fits. (Ep. 4)
Spencer: Hanna, you have the subtlety of a hand grenade.
Hanna: Thank you! (Ep. 3)
Hanna: You know what, Mona? If I had told the police that you mowed me down with your car, you would not be here getting a piece of peach pie every day to wash down your meds. You’d be sharing a jail cell with someone calling you peach pie while you braid her back hair! ( Ep. 3)
Aria: I’m ready to hang a sign — bitch can see! (Ep. 2)
Spencer: Melissa is a Hastings, we bounce back like super balls.
Aria: Playing dress up for your man on Halloween is one thing. You do it any other night, you end up on an afternoon talk show. (Ep. 13)
Hanna (to Aria): Wow, that’s like the world’s fattest man giving dieting tips. (Ep. 16)
Emily: You got an internship at Vera Wang?
Hanna: Yeah, but I changed my mind. It turns out they want you to work for free. (Ep. 1)
Sneak peek: Tonight’s spring finale, “A Dangerous Game”!
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