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Pretty Little Liars: Best quotes from Season 3

Sadly, another season of Pretty Little Liars comes to a close tonight with the season 3 spring finale airing at 8/7c on ABC Family. We pay homage to the residents of Rosewood with some of this season’s best quotes!

Our favorite quotes!


  • Emily: Cars don’t float. If they did, pilgrims would have driven here. (Ep. 23)

  • Hanna: You kiss pretty good for a man without his spleen. (Ep. 13)

  • Eddie: You’re supposed to have amnesia.
    Spencer. Well, if I do, I certainly don’t remember it. (Ep. 22)

  • Aria: Our best friend is at home chewing her elbows and you’re horse shopping? (Ep. 19)

  • Wes: I once killed a cactus. I thought the only way you could do that was with a gun. (Ep. 18)

  • Aria: I wake up every morning with the intention of telling him, and then I go to sleep every night feeling guilty that I don’t.
    Hanna: At least you have your afternoons free. (Ep. 17)

  • Spencer (on Mona and Jason): Okay, he’s basically hugging a hand grenade. (Ep. 14)

  • Hanna: I would not dine here if I were you. I had to sneak around in that kitchen, and I saw a roach big enough to wear an apron. (Ep. 23)

  • Aria: Pretty sure when you and Caleb broke up you locked yourself in your bedroom for two weeks and all you ate was Eskimo pies.
    Hanna: They were Skinny Cows, and it was four days. (Ep. 19)

  • Hanna: I have to borrow Emily for some girl talk. Not girl on girl talk, just girl talk. (Ep. 16)

  • Spencer: Ug, drugging yourself is the best alibi ever. Classic Sharon Stone move. (Ep. 12)

  • Hanna: Paige wasn’t in Spanish today. Yo hablo sicko. (Ep. 12)

  • Spencer: I don’t remember you in Mamma Mia.
    Hanna: Good, because I looked fat and hideous, and I had to stand next to a cardboard goat. (Ep. 11)

  • Aria: Kind of lying here despondently right now, Spence.
    Spencer: Well, can you just sit despondently? I need the bed.
    Aria: No, lying is more despondent. (Ep. 9)

  • Aria: Hanna, friends don’t let friends sneak into insane asylums alone. (Ep. 7)

  • Spencer: He’s your boyfriend, Aria. He’s not a baby squirrel.
    Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
    Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I’ve been there, I’ve done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you’re taking away his nuts.
    Aria: You did not just say that. (Ep. 5)

  • Hanna: You know what they say: If the feather fits.
    Aria: Hanna, it’s the shoe, if the shoe fits. (Ep. 4)

  • Spencer: Hanna, you have the subtlety of a hand grenade.
    Hanna: Thank you! (Ep. 3)

  • Hanna: You know what, Mona? If I had told the police that you mowed me down with your car, you would not be here getting a piece of peach pie every day to wash down your meds. You’d be sharing a jail cell with someone calling you peach pie while you braid her back hair! ( Ep. 3) 

  • Aria: I’m ready to hang a sign — bitch can see! (Ep. 2) 

  • Spencer: Melissa is a Hastings, we bounce back like super balls.
    AriaPlaying dress up for your man on Halloween is one thing. You do it any other night, you end up on an afternoon talk show. (Ep. 13)

  • Hanna (to Aria): Wow, that’s like the world’s fattest man giving dieting tips. (Ep. 16)

  • Emily: You got an internship at Vera Wang?
    Hanna: Yeah, but I changed my mind. It turns out they want you to work for free. (Ep. 1) 

Sneak peek: Tonight’s spring finale, “A Dangerous Game”!

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