Andy Samberg is hosting the 2015 Emmys! “If you’re not an Emmy viewer, you should strongly consider becoming one this year, because I’m hosting, and it’s gonna be a wild ride. So buckle your seatbelts,” Samberg said in a statement. Here’s why we know Samberg will rock the Emmys stage.
He’ll be real
Because he keeps it real for the audience.
So fresh, so clean
Because he can keep the show clean and family-friendly.
Dirty
But we all know he’s really dirty at heart.
Dark roast
He knows how to pull off a joke to lighten a serious mood.
Too legit
He’s blessed with the fortitude and perseverance needed to keep one’s energy up during a long show.
He’s an adult
He’s got the maturity to relate to the sophisticated Emmys crowd.
He’s polite
And the sophistication to charm the hardest of hearts.
He’s cool
But he’s still got that youthful quality that makes him attractive to a younger audience.
He’s adorable
Because he’s adorable.
He tells it like it is
Yet he possesses the kind of passion that lights up the stage.
He knows when to break
He realizes the value of a well-timed “break.”
He’s a boss
We know he won’t fall apart under the pressure of live TV. He’s got his shit handled.
He’s confident
And he has the confidence to pull anything off.
He finishes like a pro
You know he’s gonna go out with a bang.
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