Alexis just hinted that she’s returning to RHOC! In celebration, here’s a look back at some of her best moments.
On West Coast etiquette
Teresa Giudice might have been flipping tables after hearing this one!
On inner beauty
Alexis is hoping Gretchen will take a huge bite out of her own Gretchen Christine makeup line.
On driving
Eyes on the road, Alexis.
On imbibing responsibly
Limos: God’s gift to Housewives since 2006.
On Jim being a jerk
She’s made from his rib, so he always gets a pass.
On reading preferences
Only Alexis could make the Bible glamorous.
On Yom Kippur
Guess that wasn’t in her blinged-out Bible.
On couture
Nailed it!
On Alexis Couture
And Tal Sheyn totally agrees.
At Tamra’s dinner party
Though it made for good TV, Tamra’s party celebrating the CUT Fitness studio was pretty brutal.
On being bullied
Alexis fan or not, you had to feel for her after she left the soiree.
On honesty
Because Jim bought and paid for them.
On proper makeup application
Keep on scrubbing, dear.
On Botox
Ten out of 10 Real Housewives endorse this statement.
On aging gracefully
Is she high maintenance? Of course, she is — look at her.
On priorities
Not bad priorities to have; they just might need some tweaking.
On her street cred
Twenty bucks says Tamra would be terrified to run into Alexis in a dark alley.
On the Dubrows
Terry was not amused.
On religion
What more do you need?
On being a good person
If Jesus lived in Orange County.
On religion as ammunition
And if the inside isn’t enough, it’s pretty heavy, so throwing it might work.
On glamping
The RHOC glamping field trip was not what Alexis was expecting.
On Jim’s dancing skills
Alexis likey.
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