Would it be in poor taste to wonder aloud if she considers cannabis a tree?
On her personality
It’s weird enough to wear these toe-wedgie-inducers; talking about them is downright bizarre.
On the impact of film
I, too, find greater life meaning in Disney movies. “Hakuna matata” is totally my life mantra.
On modern medicine
I also make my own medicine. And by make, I mean pour. I call it “wine.”
On family
Well, if you ever run into Angelina Jolie….
Oh, uh, clay
Someone told me to eat clay once. It was my cousin. We were 8. I kicked him. The end.
On her beauty regimen
Um, that’s one way to save on your water bill.
On hydration
From what mountains? Does she use a filter? Does someone accompany her on her mystic quests? So. Many. Questions.
On her backup plan
She may not make millions, but I bet Shailene could sell the hell out of some pineapple.
On, ahem, her vagina
The expression “where the sun doesn’t shine” exists for a reason, Woodley.
On daily affirmations
Weird, when I wake up first thing in the morning, I generally curse and throw something at my alarm.
On her life philosophy
A metaphor involving a butterfly? Your bohemian is showing, girl.
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