There’s no shame in Christopher Meloni’s game — and that’s why we love him.
Moves for days
I’d pay a pretty penny just to watch him kick-ball-change.
Muscles for months
The gun show doesn’t come for free.
Skills for years
Meloni’s got some major ninja skills.
Don’t fight the urge
And a strong libido, to boot.
Take it off
As Britney Spears says, “You want more?… ”
Thank you
“… I’ll give you more.”
The only logical explanation
Is that Meloni was carved from the gods.
Serious Meloni
The beauty of this GIF is in its simplicity.
The full split
To quote Shakespeare, “O, that I were that knife upon that table, that I might touch that… ” — wait, that’s not right.
Round and round
If the acting thing doesn’t work out for him, he might have a future as a fireman — or a stripper.
Drop it like it’s hot
Who knew Meloni had some major break-dancing skills?
Made ya look
Meloni’s arc on True Blood certainly made me want to turn vamp.
Creepy Chris
Despite the creepiness in his lurk, this is some solid advice.
The stare
Meloni gives Orange is the New Black‘s Crazy Eyes a serious run for her money.
Tranquility
There’s peace in stillness.
Slow clap
You’re welcome.
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