Despite being worth an estimated $65 million, Lisa Vanderpump is the realest of the Housewives and full of genius life advice.
Know who your real friends are
Vanderpump knows that in Beverly Hills especially, there are plenty of fake friends to wade through.
Keep them very close
As she told E!, “I’m not in this business or on this show to put down my cast mates or get into a bitchfest; that’s not who I am.”
And don’t cry if you lose the bad ones
Lisa channels her inner Beyoncé, letting her haters know there’s a box to the left.
Surround yourself with good people
LVDP told Lifetime, “I would always rather work with women who I look up to, respect and admire.”
Know your worth
In friendships, of course, but life in general too.
Second chances shouldn’t come easy
When it comes to protecting your heart, LVDP knows what’s up.
Stand up for what’s right
As she told Locale magazine, “Stand up for what’s right and what you believe and give back to your community.”
You’ve gotta keep everyone in check
But always be polite — she did say please after all.
Even when it comes to dating
Sorry, boys. LVDP has standards. Meet ’em or get out.
She’s great at medical advice too
Shall we call her Dr. Vanderpump?
But after a long day…
The only way a queen like her should be greeted.
There’s simply only one cure
Get it, girl!
And even though haters are gonna hate
A well-placed eye roll is key.
Shake it off
Taylor Swift may have said it originally, but it was this Housewife who mastered the art.
And remember to always see the humor in life
Vanderpump told Locale magazine, “Comfort all your struggles with humor because without humor life is a dull place.”
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