Kim Zolciak was born for reality TV, and these epic one-liners of hers from Don’t Be Tardy prove it.
Elevators are great… for sex
When you have six kids, you have to take time for yourself wherever you can, including in elevators.
Yes, she’s the queen
Zolciak’s home is even complete with throne-like chairs, because, you know, she’s the queen.
Healthy sex life
The way to get her in the mood? Help around the house — which is why she and Kroy have such a healthy sex life.
Starbucks is everything
She knows just how to measure a city’s worth (in this case, Kroy’s hometown in Montana): It must have a Starbucks.
Say ‘no’ to public speaking
Zolciak’s good at a lot of things, but public speaking is not one of them, even if it’s for the Atlanta Women’s Expo.
Don’t come near her chinaware
Her home is filled with amazing things, including Versace chinaware, but don’t think for one second she’ll part with it.
The perks of steam cleaners
Steam cleaners may be good for Kroy’s clothes, but Zolciak figures they’d work on her face too. LOL.
Stripper scents?
She had some tough calls to make when launching her skin care line Kashmere. Seriously!
Jiggly boobs? No problem
Hey, when the paparazzi are filming you, there’s a reason to run, as Zolciak proved in Season 3.
Cougar goals
Probably the best argument anyone has ever made for being a cougar, like, ever.
She’s done having babies
Think Zolciak wants to pop out a few more children? Um, think again.
Seriously… she’s done!
She’s not opposed to getting a little cosmetic help here and there, just as long as Kroy knows the cost of it.
Parenting at its best
Parenting at its best: When Brielle wears booty shorts, Zolciak is there to tell her to pull ’em down.
Her kids are everything
Above all else, Zolciak is a great mom, and she’d never be disapproving of her daughters’ partners.
Nasty feet!
She made a valid point about the cleanliness of ice skates during Season 2’s “Skate at Your Own Risk” episode.
Sometimes shit happens
During Season 2’s “The Christmas Battle,” she had this gem to say about her expensive doll’s melting eyelashes.
Bling, bling!
She makes a great point. Also, what more can we say? We love Kim Zolciak and all her zingers!
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