The beauty of Gilmore Girls is that it gave us so many hilarious quotes to whip out in real life. Check these out.
Dean, you’re keen
Even the cool moms live to humiliate their teenage daughters.
My mom’s not wearing any underwear
And even the most straitlaced teenage daughters live to humiliate their moms.
Only prostitutes
Richard in a tizzy over Emily drinking in Europe is hilarious. The only thing better? Her response…
Buy me a boa
Because she’s open for business.
Coffee please
Ah, Lorelai. Simultaneously the most cynical and the most optimistic person in the world.
Share this hate
They really are meant for each other.
That’s internet talk
Sookie is so hip to new technology.
In an IV
In fairness, Rory’s first day at Chilton was pretty rough.
Shoot us, or go away
#WhitePrivilege
Hookers eat at bars
This must have been before she went to Reno.
The prettiest mother
If you’ve seen the 1956 film The Bad Seed, then you probably love this Lorelai quote.
Cookie and a raise
The funniest part about this is that he’s dead serious.
I heard the word ‘loin’
Richard, you cad.
I need a taco
Truer words have never been spoken.
See what comes up
Richard is the king of dry wit.
The healthy glow
Don’t we all?
So damn lonely
Sometimes Kirk’s plight really is heartbreaking.
Nice spin
Jess had wisdom way beyond his years.
Oy
Because a Gilmore Girls quotes collection wouldn’t be complete without this one.
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