Eight years later, we need to hail to the chief of smooth talking.
He’s poetic in his compliments
“You’re not vertical, you’re beautiful,” was recently used by Biden during a Senate confirmation ceremony.
He’ll steal your girl from you, but it’s cool
“You have very good taste,” Biden once quipped to a man about the man’s wife, during a ceremony. I mean, is this guy the smoothest talker or what?
Ladies, watch out for this guy
“What a beautiful smile,” is one of many variations of a favorite theme for Biden: women’s smiles. But somehow, it’s not at all creepy coming from him.
Biden is basically Casanova
“You got a smile that lights up the room,” is definitely a thing that he said and it’s so, so perfect.
He wants to be your main squeeze
“Other than my mother, this is the finest lady I’ve ever known.” Be still, my beating heart. He’s got ceremonial game.
Mamas
Another running theme in Biden’s array of pickup lines is all about mothers. As in: “As they say in southern Delaware, ‘Mom, you done good with this one.'” Whoa.
Biden is the definition of ‘swag’
At a 2013 Senate swearing-in ceremony, Biden tried this one out: “You need any help on your pecs, you let me know.” He even speaks the language of bromance, folks.
Biden is forever the VP of pickup lines
“There’s a lot to smile about today.” Ever the charmer, Biden threw this one out during a swearing-in ceremony while looking at someone’s wife. Simply irresistible.
Biden knows when you married up
“You married up, son” is classic Biden. No, he’s not insulting someone. He means it as a compliment, guys.
Biden isn’t afraid to get risky when romancing
“Spread your legs, you’re gonna be frisked.” Perhaps the riskiest and sauciest thing Biden has ever said with microphones nearby — but maybe also the line most likely to get reappropriated by Biden’s fans.
Biden has mom jokes
“Awe, leave him there, will ya?” he joked to a woman who was ahead of her husband when approaching Biden for a photo opportunity. This guy!
Biden cares about your reputation
“Mom, do you realize that in parts of Arizona, this risks your reputation?” he said to another mom, a joke doubling as a seriously great pickup line. Said during a photo op, Biden may have been alluding to the simple act of a woman standing next to him, a super-handsome dude.
We’ll miss you, Joe Biden
“Mom, you come [stand] by me.” Always, Joe Biden. Always.
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