These 7 celebrity cake pops will break the internet (and maybe your oven)

Have you ever wanted to take a bite out of Kim Kardashian? What about Jay Z? If so, then the world of pastry is here to lend a helping hand.

1. Kim Kardashian

Kim’s haters might refer to her butt as doughy, and unfortunately for her, these cake pops make it literally true.

2. Dolly Parton

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The best part of this Dolly Parton cake pop is that you get way more cake than usual.

3. Michael Jackson

Photo credit: Keeya’s Cake Pops

Michael Jackson will forever live on as the King of (cake) Pops.

4. Jay Z

Beyoncé knows Jay can be a real sweetie, and now you can find out for yourself.

5. Cakey Perry

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Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” music video was all about sweets, so this set of cake pops actually makes a lot of sense. But this way, you don’t have to worry about losing an eye to all that spurting whipped cream.

6. Justin Bieber

Photo credit: Nashville Sweets

I mean, there’s Justin Bieber meatloaf, so the existence of Justin Bieber cake pops isn’t that big of a surprise. Either way, do not want.

7. Miley Cyrus

Somehow the absurdity of this cake pop still can’t top the visual of Miley riding an actual wrecking ball — but at least this one tastes good.

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