Get Paid to Eat Pizza Hut? Count Us In

It’s something we’ve all mumbled while shoving pizza down our gullet: “If I could get paid *chews* for eating pizza, *takes another bite* I’d be rich.” Well, here’s a napkin to wipe those greasy fingers, because your dream job just opened up, and it requires you to hop on Google Flights and book a flight to the U.K., stat.

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MyOffers, a U.K.-based website, has announced it’s looking to fill two open positions as part of their Testers Keepers program: Pizza Hut secret diners. Job duties include taking their money (£125 or $165 USD), handing it to the cashier at Pizza Hut, eating all the pizza, taking photos and, finally, writing up a review published on MyOffers. 

Those lucky enough to get the job can eat anything on its “Italian-American cuisine menu” (forever describing Pizza Hut this way moving forward; thanks, MyOffers) — including the cheesy bites pizza that just made a comeback. 

Or, you can order from Pizza Hut’s bistro menu, which has “slightly more upscale options.” Of course, by that, MyOffers is talking about Pizza Hut’s toasted sandwiches. (Two more points to Gryffindor MyOffers for making Pizza Hut sound way more sophisticated than it is.)

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Now that you’re 100 percent sold on this and are convinced you have the knowledge, know-how and appetite to take this on, there’s one job requirement: You must be located in the U.K. 

We’ll rub the salt in your wounds a little further: Applying is incredibly easy too. From now through Aug. 31, all you have to do is fill out MyOffers’ submission form, sit back, cross your fingers and hope you’re chosen.

Welp, good luck to all you U.K. folks. Those of us stuck across the pond in the U.S. will just be over here googling “Pizza Hut coupon codes” to save one whole dollar on our next online order. Hey, if it can’t be free…