Kale really is the perfect veggie, and we subbed it into these songs to prove it.
Adele: Hello
Kale-o … it’s me …
Drake: Hotline Bling
Late night snacks can be healthy, too.
DNCE: Cake by the Ocean
Eating cake in a bikini is too messy, anyway.
This is what you came for
This Calvin Harris/Rihanna collabo says: “I’m just here for the kale.”
Taylor Swift: Bad Blood
Unfortunately, some problems are bigger than kale.
Beyonce: Formation
Yup, put the kale right there. In my hand.
Lauryn Hill: Killing me softly
Shh … the kale says it all.
Meghan Trainor: No
What’s your phone nu …? – Kale.
DJ Khaled: I Got The Keys
More like DJ KALE-ed.
Icona Pop: I Love It
If I could, I would marry it.
Tupac: Hail Mary
Thug life? More like SHRUB life, amirite?
Miley Cyrus: Wrecking Ball
By “wrecking ball” I mean “blender” for my green smoothies.
Jay-Z: 99 Problems
Kale no, we don’t have a problem!
Baha Men: Who Let The Dogs Out
No, seriously, who? It’s ruined now.
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