Jersey Shore cocktail recipes

Snookie Monster

Ingredients:

• 1/2 ounce Rumplemintz
• 1/2 ounce Baileys Irish Cream
• 1/2 ounce Kahlua
• Splash Cream

Directions:

1. Shake Rumplemintz, Baileys and Kahlua in a cocktail mixer.
2. Pour into a heavily used shot glass.
3. Top with cream.

Staten Island Ferry

Ingredients:

• 2 cups rum
• 6 cups pineapple juice
• Ice
• Pitcher

Directions:

1. Stir rum, pineapple juice and ice in a large pitcher.
2. Pass around to all your friends.

Florida Iced Tea

Ingredients:

• 1/2 ounce vodka
• 1/2 ounce gin
• 1/2 ounce Triple Sec
• 1/2 ounce rum
• Orange juice
• Splash Coke
• Ice
• Lemon wedge for garnish

Directions:

1. Remember that time in Miami when you cheated on Sam with two grenades at the same time.
2. Pour ingredients into cocktail glass over ice.
3. Forget that time in Miami when you cheated on Sam with two grenades at the same time.

GTL Cocktail

Ingredients:

• 1-1/2 ounce gin
• 2 ounces tonic
• 2 ounce lemonade
• Ice
• Mint sprigs

Directions:

1. Mix equal parts gin, tonic and lemonade over ice in a cocktail glass.
2. Garnish with mint sprigs.
3. Sip after GTL to stay fresh and mint.

Blast in a glass

Ingredients:

• Shot glass full of Rumplemintz
• Almost full glass of light beer

Directions:

1. Drop shot into beer and slam.
2. Get thrown out of a bar early.

The Godfather

Ingredients:

• 1-1/2 ounce scotch
• 1/2 ounce Drambuie
• Ice

Directions:

1. Fill cocktail glass with ice.
2. Pour scotch and Drambuie over ice.
3. Do you best Italian mobster impression and continue to piss off the entire country of Italy.

Ron Ron Juice

Ingredients:

• Vodka
• Cranberry juice
• Watermelon juice
• Maraschino cherries
• Ice

Directions:

1. Combine all ingredients to taste in a blender and serve in large red plastic cups.
2. Fist pumping and hooking up optional (but inevitable).

Blue Balls

Ingredients:

• 1 ounce vodka
• 3/4 ounce Blue Caruso
• 3/4 ounce watermelon liquor
• Splash of 7-Up

Directions:

1. Mix ingredients in a cocktail shaker.
2. Serve to your boys after you’ve committed a robbery.

Gorilla Juicehead

Ingredients:

• 1/2 ounce Jager
• 1/2 ounce Goldschlauger

Directions:

1. Combine equal parts Jager and Goldschlauger in a shot glass.
2. Marvel at your gold jewlery reflecting off your fresh spray tan.

Sex on the Beach

Ingredients:

• 1 ounce vodka
• 1/2 ounce rasberry liquor
• 1/2 ounce peach schnapps
• cranberry juice, to taste
• pineapple juice, to taste

Directions:

1. Pour ingredients into red plastic cup.
2. Find a rare rose that’s down to… talk politics.

Cabs are here beer

Ingredients:

• The nearest beverage

Directions:

1. Drink quickly before crawling into a cab.

Grenade Launcher
(Jager Bomb)

Ingredients:

• Shot glass full of Jager
• 1 can Red Bull

Directions:

1. Pour 3/4 can of Red Bull into a chilled glass.
2. Drop shot into glass and slam.
3. Run for cover.