Are you ready to get way more adventurous with your food? These weird-but-works food combos are tempting us to reconsider our relationship with our favorite snack foods.
For example, salt makes grapefruit taste sweeter — science says so. How? The salt reduces the bitterness. Makes sense — it works for grapefruit margaritas. Keep reading for more food pairings you didn’t know you needed in your life.
Nutella burger
The only problem with the Nutella burger is that there’s prep involved. Otherwise, no problem here. No problem whatsoever.
PB&J pancake tacos
Peanut butter and jelly tacos are what happen after the roundtable discussion about how being a kid was, like, way better than being an adult, but before you and your friends make a blanket fort with a secret password.
Bacon-ramen dog
Some people who get stoned (who are definitely not me) really crave salty things when they burn one down. This is exhibit A.
Thin Mint sandwich
The only problem with the Thin Mint peanut butter sandwich is that most stoners don’t have the willpower to keep a box on hand after cookie season is over.
French fry pizza
This is stoner ingenuity at its finest; the fine art of putting things on top of things on top of other things and shoving all of it in your face hole.
Spaghetti-O’s pizza
Spaghetti-O’s pizza is for when you remember — suddenly — that Spaghetti-Os are still a thing that is both manufactured and available to anyone with 57 cents.
Bacon-wrapped ‘za rolls
Pizza rolls are as much a staple in the stoned kitchen as eggs are in a regular one. You have to add the bacon before you get down to business, though, or you’ll never follow through on this idea.
Pizza dog
For a tube of meat in a doughy mass of pizza material to sound appealing, you really do need to be stoned.
Pizza wings
Pizza wings: when you want pizza but also want wings, but don’t want to go to all the trouble of dirtying two plates.
Wendy’s nugget chili
Sometimes it’s easier (and wiser) to not try to operate an oven when you’re stoned. Enter this fast-food amalgamation.
Cheez Whiz Bugles
Just because it seems like a good idea when you’re stoned doesn’t mean it is even remotely acceptable in civilized society. Cheez Whiz and Bugles are foul enough separately. Let’s not do anything we’ll regret, OK?
Cheetos nachos
Everything you need to assault your stomach with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos doused with liquid cheese product is available to you at the local mini-mart.
Waffle iron enchilada
Waffle iron creations are popular now, but let’s not pretend like this waffle-ized enchilada wasn’t born just because all the other dishes were dirty.
Literal pizza bagel
This is not a “when you have pizza on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime” pizza bagel. This is the “THC makes me want to climb carb mountain, but it doesn’t make me particularly creative” pizza bagel.
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