Orange Is the New Black is finally back for a third season on Friday, June 12. To celebrate, we found 18 cocktails that remind us of our fave characters. Whether you’re team Larry or team Alex, there’s a drink here for every fan.
Skinny Piper moonshine
This skinny, pink watermelon moonshine is just like Piper. It seems innocent at first, but the moonshine makes it a little more dangerous than it seems.
Larry’s rum & Coke
Larry’s like a rum and Coke — it’ll do the job, but it’s definitely kind of boring. Sorry, Larry!
Flaming Mustache
The Flaming Mustache is a strong drink that probably no one but Pornstache would think is appealing, which is pretty much in line with how he sees himself too.
Alex’s Negroni
This drink is bitter, citrusy and sweet, with a mysterious something — a sprig of rosemary — that makes it irresistible, just like Alex.
Red’s White Russian
A White Russian with some orange flavor from triple sec, Red’s Orange White Russian is perfect for the crimson-haired culinary captain.
Sophia’s French 75
The gorgeous Sophia has a taste for the finer things in life, like this elegant French 75 cocktail.
Crazy Eyes Agua Loca
This drink seems simple and sweet, but it’s suprisingly strong and complex. One glass too many, and you’ll start acting a little strange.
Taystee rainbow sangria
Just like Taystee, this rainbow sangria is so colorful and fun, everyone will want some.
Poussey’s globe-trotter
As an “Army brat,” Poussey traveled and lived all around the world. The globe-trotter, then, is the perfect cocktail for her.
Daya’s Harley Quinn
Daya loves to draw comics and manga, so this Harley Quinn Ace cocktail seems right up her alley.
Healy’s Blue Russian
Healy’s big blue eyes and Russian wife make him a perfect match for this Blue Russian cocktail.
Nicky’s rhubarb sour
This rhubarb whiskey sour is unique, a bit tart and definitely full of surprises, just like Nicky. Leave out the whiskey for a virgin cocktail our girl would actually be able to drink.
Lorna’s peach amaretto
Lorna’s a real peach, but underneath her sweet demeanor, this Italian girl has a dark side — just like this peach amaretto sour.
Miss Claudette cocktail
This spicy, Scotch bonnet-infused cocktail packs a serious punch, but once the heat subsides, you’ll realize it’s actually kind of sweet.
Vee’s snakebite
Strong and spicy, this snakebite shot is as mean as Vee is.
The Golden Nun
The Golden Nun is the perfect drink for the sweet but fiesty Sister Ingalls.
Pennsatucky’s Wildcat
Kentucky bourbon, Southern Comfort, some soda and sour mix and a healthy dose of artificial coloring make the Tipsy Wildcat a cocktail Pennsatucky would be happy to drink.
Yoga Jones’ kombucha
Kombucha and yoga are a match made in heaven, so this ginger kombucha cocktail is perfect for Yoga Jones.
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