National Bacon Day falls on Dec. 30, and what better way to celebrate than with a fun card (and some bacon)?
You’ve got to earn it
Parents will do anything for their kids. Except give up the bacon.
Bacon makes it better
Let’s be real: Literally everything is better when wrapped in bacon.
So good it’s bad
So precious it must be good, and yet the lengths we’ll go to eat it are downright devilish.
Bacon is bae
Sorry, it’s true — bacon has a way of making you forget about everything else around you.
We can’t all be bacon
Sometimes honesty and bacon are enough to put a smile on someone’s face.
Give bacon a chance
Everyone would be happier if they just had some bacon.
No, thank you!
Ain’t nothin’ like the real thing, baby.
Bacon betrayal
Nothing’s more precious than friendship… but if someone eats my bacon, they’re dead to me.
Bacon is for lovers
That awkward moment when you’re actively hoping against a booty call so you can eat bacon.
I’d give my all
TBH, if someone made this kind of sacrifice for me, I’d know it was the real deal.
True sorrow
You’ve never known loss if you’ve never been without bacon.
The truth hurts
When it comes to bacon, it’s every person for themselves.
The ultimate resolution
The best way to solve your problems? Bacon and a brewski.
Mad respect
Carnivores: respecting vegetarians for leaving the world’s supply of bacon alone.
Unconditional love
If your love can withstand burnt bacon, it can withstand anything.
Say it with bacon
Who needs flowery poems when bacon can speak for you?
Still sizzling
This card is perfect for the couple that is still as hot and heavy as a cast-iron skillet.
Praise the lard
An eco-friendly, wildflower-seed bacon card that can be thrown into the yard to create a meadow? Truly magical.
We go together
I can’t imagine a more harmonious pairing.
Christmas bacon
Making 700 cookies in three days is way less enjoyable than eating 700 slices of bacon in that same time.
Don’t go bacon my heart
Perfect for the couple who loves breakfast almost as much as they love each other.
Achin’ for bacon
Tell someone what you’re really craving with this clever card.
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