70 calories for one of those little baby cheeses, a satisfying little treat.
Red Bull: 110 calories
110 calories worth of extra boost with this caffeinated rocket fuel.
Can of cola: 140 calories
If you like drinking your calories, a can of soda feeds you about 140.
Heineken beer: 144 calories
For nearly the same number of calories you could get a mild buzz.
Lay’s potato chips: 162 calories
More calories than a Heineken? Food for thought!
Skittles: 230 calories
I mean, it’s candy.
Snickers candy bar: 250 calories
250 really satisfying calories…
Cup-a-Soup: 300 calories
At 300 calories, don’t you think these should taste better?
Starbucks Frappuccino: 420 calories
Haha, we expected worse, actually!
HARIBO gummy bears: 510 calories
I guess you don’t have to eat the entire package of gummy bears all at once.
Fast food French fries: 515 calories
This one hurts.
Fast food burger: 650 calories
This is over a quarter of the calories the average woman needs a day.
Heinz ketchup: 760 calories
Good thing you only need a little dollop.
Shortbread cookies: 852 calories
Shortbread, Y U have so many calories? U just cookies! U not even have that many in there!
Pesto sauce: 988 calories
Striking “entire jar of pesto” off my dinner ideas list.
Ben & Jerry’s ice cream: 1200 Calories
Bad break-ups sure do cost a lot of calories.
Can of Pringles: 1320 calories
Your road trip indigestion, explained.
KFC bucket of fried chicken: 1440 calories
A good argument for working through a bucket for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Bottle of vodka: 1625 calories
Forget the calories. What about your liver?
Domino’s Pizza: 1680 calories
So if you’re doing pizza night, make sure the pizza is worth the calories.
Box of Cheerios cereal: 1823 calories
But those little Os look so innocent…
Bag of Oreos: 1905 calories
More if you dunk them all in milk.
Jar of peanut butter: 4704 calories
(Puts down spoon and jar of peanut butter.)
Jar of Nutella: 4520 calories
Oh, you had to go there, didn’t you!
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