It was only a matter of time. The selfie was bound to get a sexy makeover sooner or later.
Introducing the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator. It’s part selfie stick, part vibrator that lets you FaceTime your orgasm from you know… all up in your business. Yes, now you can film an orgasm right from your vagina in full HD splendor. Expect Kim Kardashian to release the world’s first selfie stick sex tape in three, two, one…
Which got our dirty little minds working. Could this silly little toy actually do amazing things for your sex life? Like what, you ask? Read on.
1. Make a sex tape without worrying you’ll look terrible
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The sex selfie stick is a great way to make an amateur sex tape without having to worry about flattering angles or how much you jiggle while you’re doing it. Pictures from inside the vagina can be both sexual and intimate and totally anonymous.
2. Intimacy without getting physical
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The sex selfie stick could be a great way for folks who aren’t sure about getting down and dirty with someone to do so in a perfectly sexual way while still maintaining control of the entire affair. Your partner is getting the ultimate sex view and you’re safely ensconced in your own personal space.
3. Use it to get to know your own body
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A woman who knows her own body is a woman equipped for a more satisfying sex life. So why not record sessions with your selfie stick for training purposes? You could watch it back and study it like an NFL coach watches game film.
4. Satisfy your smartphone addiction and your partner
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That damn thing is always in your hand anyway, so why not replace it with something to put it up your hoo-ha and finally let your partner in on the action. Tech doesn’t have to tear us apart; it can bring us really, really close.
5. Now your vagina can get its own calls
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Hello? Hold on just a sec, I’ll put my vagina on the phone.
6. Anal at your own pace?
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Could the selfie stick help you or your partner warm up slowly to the idea of anal play? Maybe you would be more likely to let your husband go there after he has a nice long chat with that area of your anatomy.
7. Sex anytime, anywhere
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Talk about an afternoon delight. How about you and your partner talk junk-to-junk on your lunch break? Or maybe on your next business trip? The selfie stick could be a fun way to add a whole new menu item to your sex smorgasbord no matter where you are.
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