It’s all about the thrill.
“Why do people go on roller coasters? For the thrill. You may be perfectly content walking around an amusement park eating elephant ears… but eventually you’ll want more excitement.”
A wise man once said…
“Someone much wiser than me once said, ‘Look at that amazing girl over there… someone is sick of her.’ The point being, even what might seem great to start can become stagnant over time.”
What are the odds?
“There are 6 billion people in the world, and slightly more than half of those are women. Based on stats alone, what are the odds you’ve found the perfect person? I haven’t yet met 3.2 billion women, so I’d have to be pretty lucky to have found the needle in the haystack already. Besides, I’m not that lucky.”
The good guy?
“Not all men are pigs. I plan to stay loyal thanks to new breakthrough developments in 3D internet porn.”
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