Ever wonder what it would be like to sleep with Charlie Sheen? Yeah, neither do we. But these days, it seems like anybody who’s anybody has a porn product dedicated to them. Here are some of the creepiest celebrity-inspired sex objects.
It is true: Sex sells. Nothing hits the news stands faster than a good, old-fashioned celebrity sex tape. Or, in this case, a sex doll. These 10 creepy celebrity-inspired porn products have us questioning what our world is coming to:
Katy Pervy
Apparently, Katy Perry has done more than kiss a girl — well at least in her porn spoof, Katy Pervy. The parody stars Kimberley Kane as Katy Pervy, a Ke$ha look-alike and an Elmo doll. Kinky! This is almost as creepy as her E.T. music video.
CREEPY FACTOR: 8
Finally Miley
When Miley Cyrus turned 18, she became a legit adult… and a seriously popular sex doll. Her blow-up likeness, Finally Miley, sold out in 48 hours. Speaking of pervy…
CREEPY FACTOR: 10
Crackhead Charlie: A Winning love doll
Inspired by Charlie Sheen, the Crackhead Charlie love doll is named after his infamous departure from Two and a Half Men — it also sold out in one day. The box pokes fun at some of his best quotes:
“Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA.”
CREEPY FACTOR: Words — and numbers — can’t even describe.
Mischa Barton’s Chinese suprrise
TMZ reported this Mischa Barton sex toy today. It was found in China and seems to be some sort of vibrating ring with her face clearly on the packaging. Sometimes you need a little Barton to get the night rolling.
CREEPY FACTOR: 5
Bree Olson: Goddess sex doll
If you’re jealous of that rock star from Mars or just want to meet up with a goddess, you can order a life-size inflatable copy of Charlie Sheen’s previous love, Bree Olson.
CREEPY FACTOR: 2
Lady Gag Gag
This inflatable love doll is designed to look like Lady Gaga. We’re pretty sure the Mother Monster would not approve.
CREEPY FACTOR: 6
Lindsay Fully Loaded
Based off her role in Herby: Fully Loaded, this Lindsay Lohan sex doll is fully loaded for your pleasure. Ew!
CREEPY FACTOR: 5
Kinky Kim
Kim Kardashian has another sex tape! Except this one does not star the actual reality star. Remember her Carl’s Jr. commerical? Yeah, imagine that, only with no clothes.
CREEPY FACTOR: 3
Snookin’ for love?
Everyone’s favorite guidette is now a love doll. Snookie might not be able to find love on the Jersey Shore, but plenty of people are finding love with her likeness every night.
CREEPY FACTOR: 10
Twilight lovin’
Not only did Twilightinspire a line of XXX parodies, it also has its own line of vibrators. Twilite Massager and Wand are here to get you through watching the actual movies.
CREEPY FACTOR: 7
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