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A good sex toy is a few things: fun, effective, (generally) long-lasting. A truly excellent sex toy, though, is all of these things — and it’s also easy on the eyes. Pretty sex toys, truly, are the best of both worlds, which is why we’ve rounded up 20 of our favorites right here.
Since a sex toy’s chief purpose is to turn you on, you obviously don’t want to opt for something that leaves you feeling weirded out (or worse, grossed out) every time you look at it. But being discreet in appearance is the least a sex toy can do. Exceptional toys — the toys you swear by and recommend to your friends — do more than the bare minimum. They delight. They entrance. They stun so thoroughly that you may find yourself tempted to adorn every corner of your house with them like your home is a funky little sex museum. And in some cases, the sex toys on offer are so pretty you actually could use them as decor (post-a healthy, product-recommended cleaning regimen!)
Whether haphazardly strewn across a table or carefully assembled on a shelf, some vibrators, dildos, and butt plugs are so stunning that they manage to elevate any space they’re in. We picked out the following sex toys because they’re sure to upgrade any corner of your home with fun colors, unique shapes, and luxe materials. With sex toys this pretty, why not give them something to do when you’re not putting them to good use?
A version of this story was published December 2019.
Goop Double-Sided Wand Vibrator
The first-ever original sex toy from Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop, this double-sided wand is a totally sleek and aesthetically pleasing option for people who want the best of all worlds.
“Each side features eight different pulsating patterns with varying intensities,” per the site. “And yes, we also wanted it to be the most beautiful vibrator—something you’d leave on your nightstand as a functional objet d’art, if that’s your thing.”
Emojibator Candle Vibrator Wand
ICYMI: Warming vibrators are an awesome way to heighten sensation. This cute and kitschy candle-shaped wand offers a bit of that warming power and can blend in with any other bedside/desktop goodies.
BASICS Powerful Mini Vibrator
Nestle this silver-tone bullet vibrator amongst any swath of baubles, and it’s sure to elevate the bunch. Plus, its versatile color will complement an array of decor — no matter how maximalist or minimalist in palette.
Crave Vesper
This vibrator was designed to double as jewelry, and jewelry basically always looks good when displayed. Don’t worry about making the case for this toy’s aesthetics — it already makes the case for itself.
Crystal Heart of Glass
This stunning glass dildo is so pretty it comes with its own display case. Prop it up in a bare corner, and tell houseguests it’s a collectible fairy princess wand or an extremely kitchy work of art.
Rianne S. Heart Vibe
Most of this article is dedicated to toys that are vibrators first, home decor second. But this sleek heart-shaped vibe is so excessively pretty that it might be fair to call it home decor first and a sex toy second.
Rechargeable Power Bullet
Sleek and colorful, these candy-colored bullet vibes are as powerful as they are cute and subtle.
Aneros Tempo Stainless Steel Anal Stimulator
This stainless steel anal probe is pretty enough to display anywhere in your house. Not to mention, its neutral palette lends it a near-universal versatility — making it a fit for any aesthetic.
Icicles Glass Wave Heart Butt Plug
A butt plug this pretty can (and should!) always be appreciated. The heart-shaped silhouette and high-quality millennial pink glass are too adorable to pass up.
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Does the corner of your nightstand need a little more sparkle? Scatter these glittery butt plugs around like sparkly statues, mixed and matched at different heights. The result will be dynamic, enchanting, and undeniably out-of-the-box.
Limited Addiction Rechargeable Power Bullet
This swirly, tie-dye bullet vibrator looks like a funky tube of lipstick until you fire it up. It packs 10 vibration modes into a little toy that would look perfectly at home in your makeup bag.
Lovehoney First Time Fun Vibrator Starter Kit
Each piece in this sex toy collection is cute on its own, but they look even more adorable when combined.
Doc Johnson American Bombshell Butt Plug
Looking for some girth? Sure, this butt plug may be phallic in appearance, but thanks to its sleek silhouette and sophisticated palette, you could convincingly argue that it’s a statue — or at the very least, a paper weight.
Amour Remote Control Love Egg Vibrator
This egg vibrator is cute on its own, but paired with its heart-shaped remote control, it hits next-level adorable. Throw this pair anywhere, and trust your home will look slightly lovelier once you do.
Bumpy Bubbles Anal Plug
This vibrant pink butt plug is pretty enough to adorn any shelf in your house. Plus, its built-in flared base will allow it to stand up all on its own, making it a surprisingly self-sufficient piece of decor.
Petite Sensations Plug
This butt plug looks more like a small sculpture than a sex toy. You may have to get a little creative in figuring out how to display it, but once you do, it’ll act as a miniature work of art.
Akstore Luxury Anal Butt Plug Set
These butt plugs look pretty standing up — and even prettier sitting down. Mix and match them to create a layered display, and call it an art installation.
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