24 Things you should be able to do

While we don’t necessarily encourage this — because how else will the other person know they are truly awful? — it’s a good way to speed up the whole process when you’d prefer to be asleep.

Tips for faking an orgasm

• Keep your eyes closed.
• Gasp like you’ve just seen your favourite pair of shoes on sale.
• Pant like a dog.
• Grab the sheets.
• Dig your claws into his back, and curl your toes.
• Scream out compliments.
• Relax, smile and roll over.

Or you could watch the famous When Harry Met Sally restaurant scene for some ideas.

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