What the heck is a shower beer? When you think of how good it would feel to take a steaming hot shower as you sip on an ice cold beer, everything makes sense. No wonder people are celebrating special events in their lives by cracking open a cold one in the shower.
What can you celebrate with a shower beer? What can’t you celebrate with a shower beer? Here are some of the top achievements commemorated with a refreshing shower beer by people just like you.
1. Having your first shower beer
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Your first shower beer only happens once in a lifetime. Better savor each sip.
2. Having date night
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The sign of true date-night success: That moment when you take a naked shower beer selfie together. Wink.
3. Having a snow day
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If a snow day in Texas isn’t a reason to celebrate, I don’t know what is. (Texas beers represent!)
4. Buying your first car
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You just bought your first set of wheels ever? Well, my handsome friend, this is the perfect time to crack open a shower beer.
5. Graduating from college
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You made it through all four years of college? Shower beer time!
6. Getting a new apartment
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As this Redditor explains, “Nothing like breaking in a new apartment with a shower beer!”
7. Getting a vasectomy
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That’s right — celebrate that snip with each frothy sip.
8. Getting a new job
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Even super-official working dudes need a shower beer every now and then.
9. Quitting a terrible job
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Or, even better, a refreshing shower beer to celebrate when you finally left that job you hate. Huzzah!
10. Ruining a new relationship
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Frckyeah says, “It’s 2pm on a Tuesday and I’ve very likely ruined a good thing with a great dude. On the bright side, my landlord just replaced the broken hot water heater; I think a shower beer is completely appropriate.” There, there, a shower beer will make it all better.
11. Putting the kids to bed
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Your kids’ bedtime always and will forever be shower beer o’clock. Thank you, Jesus.
12. Waking up for work on time
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Making it to work on time is kind of a big deal. Better celebrate with a shower beer — coffee infused, of course.
13. Working on your fitness
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A shower beer is the only way to honor that sick burn you felt at the gym. Go, you.
14. Making it to the weekend
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Everybody’s working for the weekend, and this Friday night shower beer is proof.
15. Running out of beer
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Even running out of beer can be cause for celebration when you have shower scotch as a backup.
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