The Creepy
“My cat Oliver used to sleep stretched across my forehead/eyes like a sleep mask.” – Hope Racine
“My mom’s cat dropped a dead mouse on her pillow in the middle of the night. It was the first thing she saw when she opened her eyes.” – Sarah Krenicki
“I am not kidding. i had a cat who had babies and she wanted me to hold her during it, and she expelled her afterbirth in my lap.” – Mary Fleming
“I had a male dog with a condition called paraphimosis where his … um, privates would come out but not go back in on its own. So I had to use KY jelly to lube him up and put it back in for him. My current dog also apparently ate one of my panty liners. I found out when she went outside to poop and the panty liner came halfway out and got stuck. I had to put on a rubber glove and pull it out of her butt.” – Crystal Brown, SheKnows Director, Editorial Operations
“One of my cats likes to curl up on the pillow next to me and purr in my ear, which I love. Except when he drools into my ear. And the one time he barfed on the pillow and in my hair (only not in my ear because I moved at the last minute).” – Julie Ross Godar, SheKnows Executive Editorial Director
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