The mighty mythical unicorn has captured the imagination of many, and for some they are a total obsession.
If you’ve got a unicorn lover in your life, get them goodies to make their day magical.
Originally published November 2015. Updated December 2016.
Unicorn mask and hooves
This realistic unicorn mask-and-hooves combo will make you the envy of all your friends. (Amazon, $16)
Elwood unicorn mug
Elwood the roly-poly unicorn will make every morning magical as you slog through your fourth cup of coffee. Each mug is hand-thrown and is supposedly made of “stoneware clay and fairy dust.” (Uncommon Goods, $38)
Unicorn book
This is the perfect treasury of unicorn lore for the most fervent admirer of one-horned beasts’ personal home library. (Amazon, $14)
Unicorn bandages
Why would you put derpy “flesh”-colored bandages on your boo-boos when you could put enchanted bandages on them? (Amazon, $8)
Unicorn leggings
Hello, it’s leggings season! But the unicorn lover in your life will surely appreciate swapping out plain black pants-substitutes for beautiful, majestic pants-substitutes… with unicorns! (Amazon, $7)
Unicorn necklace
Need to keep it classy? This beautiful 14K gold pendant will do the trick and let the unicorn lover in your life keep their favorite mythical beast close to their heart. (Jet, $92)
Unicorn sweatshirt
They’ll always be a unicorn while wearing this sweatshirt. (Human, $30)
Unicorn knee-high socks
These unicorn knee-highs are perfect for any unicorn-loving derby girl in your life. Or just for you, to keep your calves both toasty and mystical on a cold winter’s night. (Amazon, $12)
Unicorn onesie jammies
These cozy, snuggly PJs will keep the unicorn lover in your life sleeping sweetly and dreaming of magical beings. (Target, $28)
Unicorn night-light
The unicorn lover in your life can rest easy knowing that they are resting under the watchful and benevolent eye of an adorable chubby unicorn light. (ModCloth, $18)
Unicorn long-sleeved tee
This tee has everything going for it: rainbows, woodland creatures, a serene babbling brook and unicorns. Beautiful, beautiful unicorns. (Pink Queen, $20)
Unicorn print
Anyone would love a print as gorgeous as this one on their wall, but the majestic, ethereal colors of this watercolor-like poster will mean so much more to the unicorn lover. (Etsy, $5)
Unicorn finger puppet
With nothing but five pieces of rubbery latex, transform your dumb, boring fingers into a prancing, glorious beast. (Urban Outfitters, $8)
Unicorn tee
Know a unicorn lover who lives in a warmer locale? This T-shirt makes a perfect standing rejection for folks close to the equator by reminding annoying interlopers that its wearer has more important stuff to do. (Etsy, $18)
Unicorn duvet cover
Here’s a great gift for the bedroom of any skeptic who struggles with the eternal, timeless battle between being a rational adult and longing for unicorns to exist. (Walmart, $115)
Unicorn hat
No unicorn lover should be without the majesty of this faux-fur, pink masterpiece of a unicorn hat, complete with towering golden horn. (Berkeley Hat, $34)
The Last Unicorn DVD
No unicorn lover would dare call themselves thus without a copy of the 1982 hit anime-style The Last Unicorn movie, starring the voice talents of Angela Lansbury and Jeff Bridges and the musical stylings of America. (Amazon, $10)
Avenging Unicorn playset
Wield the power of the mighty Avenging Unicorn’s horn to rain destruction down on some of the world’s most despicable villains, like businessmen, hipsters and mimes. (Walmart, $36)
Unicorn wine bottle holder
Oh, you ridiculous unicorn! You don’t need wine! You have the ancient magic of your illustrious horn! (Amazon, $19)
Unicorn wall statue
Any unicorn lover will appreciate a little extra glitter in their life, particularly when it festoons the horn of a beautiful beast. A wall-mounted unicorn statue like this one is a great conversation starter. (Etsy, $35)
Unicorn nail decals
Here’s a gift for everyone in your life, whether they believe in magical beasts or not: space unicorns! Of course the nail decal-obsessed lacquerista on your list will probably love them most of all. (Etsy, $4)
Unicorns Are Jerks coloring book
Are unicorns jerks? Any true lover of unicorns will tell you that that’s a trick question. The answer: Who cares? They’re unicorns, man. Unicorns. And now you can color them in with this coloring book that’s just for adults. (Amazon, $8)
‘Uni-corn’ corn holders
Eat corn the way it was meant to be eaten: ruthlessly stabbed through on the point of a unicorn’s horn. (Walmart, $12)
Unicorn mug
Finally, there’s this completely rad mug, which says everything that needs to be said in life in three simple words. (Etsy, $13)
Cozy hoodie
The littlest unicorn in your life will prance around proudly in this child-sized hoodie. (Target, $20)
Glow-in-the-dark tattoos
Why wouldn’t they want to slap on a glow-in-the-dark unicorn tattoo? (Amazon, $2)
‘Unicorn Kisses’ lip candy
100 percent natural lip balm that’s just like kissing a unicorn. Can’t beat that with a stick. (Amazon, $4)
Bag of unicorn farts
Because of course unicorns fart cotton candy. (Perpetual Kid, $10)
Unicorn poop candle
And while they’re snacking on fluffy cloud-farts, they can light up this delightfully scented candle! (Etsy, $15)
‘Unicorn Squad’ pencils
Even homework seems magical and mystical when it’s done with unicorn pencils. (Etsy, $2)
Unicorn gifts
Everyone knows a unicorn addict. Now you know what to buy them.
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