Forget Donald Trump T-shirts and bright red trucker caps. Check out these odd Trump products that’ll make you wonder if you should really buy them or not.
Period panties
Ladies, let’s make our periods a little more fun each month, and show Trump where we really bleed, with these Trump period panties (Etsy, $30). For every pair you purchase, $3 goes to Planned Parenthood.
Pads
If you’re hesitant about trying period panties, go for a cloth pad with Trump’s face on it (Etsy, $8+). I don’t know what’s better, bleeding on Trump’s face or the various options of size and absorbancy for these pads!
BS protectors
Tired of hearing BS? Don’t worry, these Donald Trump BS ear protectors (Amazon, $9) will save your ears.
Piñata
Who doesnt want a Trump piñata (Etsy, $6) at their next party?
Rubber stamp
Did you send out invites for your party already? You can use this Trump rubber stamp (Etsy, $8.50+)
Hot sauce
Are you feelin’ hot, hot, hot? You’ll get a kick of spice with this Donald Trump hot sauce (Zazzle, $9).
Voodoo doll
Where will you take your Donald Trump voodoo doll? (Amazon, $10).
Socks
Watch that hair blow in the wind. These Donald Trump socks (Always Fits, $30) make a great gift.
Toilet paper
Everyone needs toilet paper, right? Why not buy a Donald Trump toilet paper roll (Amazon, $9) with some pizzazz?
Pet wig
Dress up your cat or dog with a Donald Trump pet wig (Etsy, $17). What a fashion statement.
Poop emoji sticker
Show off your sense of humor with this Trump poop emoji sticker (Etsy, $4).
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