There are some unique people involved in this year’s presidential election — the kind of unique people who need help looking for love. How would an aging socialist ask for a date? How would an egomaniacal billionaire describe his likes and dislikes? What would the Tinder profiles of these political players look like? We’re so glad you asked.
Donald Trump
No, you need Tinder.
Hillary Clinton
Love means never having to say “I’m sorry.”
Michelle Obama
Do you even lift, bro?
Melania Trump
Have you ever even done the lifting, brother?
Bill Clinton
It’s possible to be too nice.
Mike Pence
Trying to get my face out there by any means necessary.
Tim Kaine
My language of love is Español.
Bernie Sanders
Socialists need love too.
Ted Cruz
I want to make you uncomfortable in all the right ways.
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