A bad first date is pretty bad.
But wait! It’s not nearly as bad as these 10 awful, terrible and horrifying things.
1. Bra malfunctions
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Who the hell created these monstrous devices?
2. Realizing you’ve used your roommate’s toothbrush
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So that’s why it was suspiciously moist every morning. The only thing more unsettling is deciding whether or not to tell her.
3. The comments section on any article written by a woman, ever
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Ron Burgundy exists in real life, you guys. Only I imagine the guys behind misogynistic comments are a lot hairier and less charming.
4. The regret upon trimming your own bangs
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This has happened to me at least 11 times. I keep doing it, though, because I like saving $10.
5. This guy
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If you stop talking, maybe no one will know you’re an idiot.
6. Wedge sneakers
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Simply put: Wedge sneakers shouldn’t exist.
7. Group projects at work
At least a bad date gives you some funny stories. Having to talk to your co-workers every day? That’s real life, man, and it’s sad.
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8. Pitbull’s music. All of it.
We like your voice, Pitbull, but why are you such a skeeze toward women? Ugh, and the semi-wink. Ugh.
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9. Missing a spot while shaving
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How is it possible to meticulously shave and still miss entire swaths — nay, grasslands — of body hair? It’s a riddle for all of time.
10. Spending the rest of your life with your dud first date
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See? It’s not so bad, girl.
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