We can thank Fifty Shades of Grey for the popularity of the term, “mommy porn,” due in part to the millions of soccer moms who neglected the laundry to binge-read the series (guilty as charged). There is no denying the book (and the upcoming movie) is hot, however there are several other things that we think really qualify as mommy porn.
We rounded up a few images that we think deserve the honor of being dubbed mommy porn, much like our favorite series Fifty Shades of Grey. Starting us off right is Joe Manganiello, totally giving us bedroom eyes. Our ovaries may have just exploded.
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His True Blood co-star Alexander Skarsgard just may give you a love nibble… if you are lucky.
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A guy that doesn’t mind pregnancy cankles — and looks as amazing as Shemar Moore? Sign us up.
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Ryan Gosling memes are so popular that there is even an Instagram page dedicated to it.
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It doesn’t get much hotter than a shirtless Eric Decker snuggling with his baby daughter.
There is almost too much hotness in one picture. Chris Hemsworth and The Walking Dead‘s Norman Reedus. Yes.
We love Reedus in all his scruffiness, but it is hard to beat the clean-cut charm of Jon Hamm…especially if he is rubbing our feet.
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Hugh Jackman taking the kids so we can go Pinterest-crazy without being disturbed? Total mommy porn.
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We can almost hear Mark Wahlberg whisper this in our ear in his cute Boston accent.
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Bedroom eyes from Idris Elba? Yes, please.
Now, we moms aren’t totally pervs who like looking at hot celebrity dudes whispering sweet nothings in our ear. There are other things that also qualify as mommy porn, such as a perfectly organized pantry.
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A personal chef that not only whips up a tasty and healthy dinner, but also makes school lunches.
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Imagine having a personal chauffeur that drives your kids to school and their after-school activities. Swoon.
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Folded laundry or, better yet, this amazing laundry room and the matching baskets and bins are totally droolworthy.
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Lastly, a large glass of wine with some bonus chocolate? Total mommy porn.
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Tell us: OK moms, weigh in: What do you consider mommy porn?
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