Those sneaky cows
“My 6 year old once told me only Australia has deer. We passed a deer on the way home and I asked her… ‘what about that one?’
“Daughter: ‘Oh… no…. that one is just a cow, pretending. They do that sometimes…’
Edit: We live in Indiana…”
I can’t hear you
“My son was about seven. After finally getting his attention I asked ‘Didn’t you hear me calling you?’
“He said ‘Not the first two times.'”
Jesus takes the cake
“When my daughter was about 5. I left a cake on the counter in a box. She woke up early and ate like half of it with her hands. When I confronted her about it. She blamed it on Jesus. I had to explain to her that it was against his character. She’s 12 now. I still tease her about it.”
Something’s fishy
“‘Daddy, I didn’t mean to drop the remote in the aquarium. But the fish wanted to watch Nemo…'”
Making out
“My little brother was turning ten years old and while he was at school there were a bunch of gifts delivered from our out of town family. I stacked all of his gifts in the living room and as soon as he walked in I said ‘It looks like you really made out’. He turned bright red and said ‘NO! We just held hands!!’ We all started laughing so hard and he ran out crying! He busted himself, he’s 22 now and still hasn’t lived it down.”
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