Chrissy Teigen Is Not Pregnant, so You Can All Chill Out

Now, now, America. Settle down. We know the arrival of the Bey-Jay twins has everybody in a baby frenzy, but Chrissy Teigen is not the next celebrity pregnancy watch.

Yesterday, Teigen made a Twitter joke (uh-oh, no good ever comes from Twitter jokes) about her IVF experience, which led to the adorableness that is Luna, 1. The Lip Sync Battle co-host shared a screenshot of an invoice from her fertility clinic — for embryo freezing and storage. She and John Legend have a male embryo tucked away for when the time is right, but her Twitter followers were positive the clinic invoice was proof that Luna has a baby brother already on the way.

The Twitter screen shot was accompanied with a funny caption. “Damn how’s my embryo gonna be in debt before it’s even born,” she cracked. “Pay ya rent, embryo!!!”

Twitter flipped the beep out, of course. And one particularly clueless commenter suggested Teigen — who has been candid about her yearslong struggles with infertility — just have a baby the natural way this time around.

Teigen has never been one to stay quiet with good news — so when that male embryo moves into her lady garage, trust us, we’re all going to know about it. In the meantime, hush up and go scrapbook some Bey-Jay twins gossip, OK?