“Do you think I would look good with this hair color?”
The double squeeze
“Somebody take the picture before I… lose… consciousness….”
Bernard likes hugs
“Hi, I’m Bernard, and I like warm hugs!”
Classic cat hug
Understated, elegant cat love.
Mama’s Boy
I will always be a mama’s boy.
Black cat love
“She doesn’t love me in spite of the fact that I’m black, she loves me because I’m black.”
Hugs can be scary
“If I stay in exactly this position, maybe I won’t drop my mouse.”
Delicious cat
“I know. I smell and taste delicious. Enjoy.”
Favorite sleeping buddy
“I could lie in this armpit forever.”
Pretty eyes
“She says she thinks the glasses make her face look big, but I love her in them.”
Full body hug
“The only way I can truly express my love is by using all my limbs.”
My favorite human
“She’s all mine. Good luck to anyone who tries to date her.”
Just friends
“This isn’t what it looks like. I’ve never done this before, and I wanted to experiment. We’re just friends.”
Matching redheads
“We met on Redheads.com. I’m natural, and she claims she is, too, but I’ve seen roots.”
Wide-eyed
“I love you, too, but there are so many things to do and so many fluffy things to chase!”
Man’s best friend
“I’m way more faithful than the dog. Plus, I don’t lick my butt. Well, sometimes.”
After-work cuddle
“I only put up with this because your job puts canned food on the table.”
Reluctant hug
“Well, I suppose this is OK. I’ll just lie here and think about dead birds until you’re done.”
Double squeeze 2
“It’s OK, Carl. Be patient and wait for my signal. He shall rue the day he chose to pick us up simultaneously.”
The tackle
“She thinks I’m being all cute, but I’ve actually got her in a pretty good headlock.”
The E.T.
I don’t know who’s more surprised that this blanket technique is working.
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