14 Hilarious Valentines kids would write… if they could

Valentine’s Day cards can be sweet, but when a store-bought card bears your child’s signature, it’s highly unlikely the store-designed sentiments enclosed really sum up how your child feels about you.

Infants and toddlers lack the motor skills to express themselves eloquently on paper, and with tweens and teens you’re lucky if they look up from their phones long enough to realize that Valentine’s Day is upon us, so it’s no surprise that most parents receive generic greeting cards on Valentine’s Day.

Being acknowledged by your children at all on a day that celebrates love is special in and of itself, but if your children had the language skills (or the bravery) to be completely up front in their Valentine’s Day expressions of love to their parents, here’s what honest Valentine’s Day cards from kids might look like.