Leaving your tooth under the pillow for the Tooth Fairy is a childhood rite of passage. Most kids are happy to leave their tooth and then take the money and run, no questions asked. But these funny notes to the Tooth Fairy show that some kids get suspicious when something seems too good to be true — and other kids will do anything they can to explain themselves, even to an imaginary character.
These hilarious notes to the Tooth Fairy are so good, it’s amazing all the laughter didn’t wake up the kids in the middle of the night and blow the Tooth Fairy’s cover.
Mom’s a genius
Any parent who’s ever found themselves short on cash when their child loses a tooth could use a little help from Ralph.
Don’t spend it all in one place
What do you want to bet he spent it on Pokémon cards anyway?
The jig is up
Notice how even though she knows the truth, she didn’t say her parents could stop leaving her tooth money or buying Christmas presents.
So, so sorry
This child is so remorseful over losing their tooth, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Tooth Fairy left them enough money for three teeth instead of just one.
Careful what you wish for
A little girl left a note asking the Tooth Fairy to draw a self-portrait, and her parents left this nightmare fuel of a drawing in response. She may never leave a tooth under her pillow again.
Tit for tat
Touché, Tooth Fairy. Touché.
Yum
With all that calcium, teeth could pass as part of a balanced breakfast.
Money on the mind
Two separate notes to the Tooth Fairy show that this child had one thing and one thing only on their mind: cold, hard cash.
Heart of gold
You know his parents probably drained their wallets after reading this sweet note.
Reach for the stars
This is what happens when you tell your child to dream big.
What the Tooth Fairy does in her free time
Between book club with the leprechauns and meeting the Easter Bunny for a jog, the Tooth Fairy’s social calendar is probably jam-packed.
She’s broke
You’ve gotta admire this kid’s honesty.
Mom comes first
Let’s hope Mom took this as her opportunity to buy herself something nice — Tooth Fairy’s treat.
What a bargain!
For sale: one tooth, gently used.
Dear Tooth Fairy: A Novel
After writing such a long and detailed note, this child probably slept really well that night.
She also ate the homework
When in doubt, blame it on the dog.
It must be somewhere
In this kid’s defense, a tiny tooth is very easy to misplace — or swallow.
The inquisition
With all these questions, it’s hard to tell if this kid is out to discover the truth or just looking get on the Tooth Fairy’s good side.
Size doesn’t matter
Even a small tooth must be worth something, right?
Really?
Either Charlie had an awful accident or someone’s trying to scam the Tooth Fairy.
Missing my teeth
Even if the Tooth Fairy gave the teeth back, what would this child do with them?
Colorful note
I hear vibrant colors in a Tooth Fairy note are worth extra.
Get it together, Tooth Fairy
This family’s Tooth Fairy may be a slacker, but with writing skill like this, the kid has a bright future as a lawyer.
I heart the Tooth Fairy
This kid is a detective in training.
Worth a shot
You can’t blame a kid for trying to pull off a stunt like this — not when money’s on the line.
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