Remember that scene in Superbad when little Seth was obsessed with filling his lunchbox full of pictures of penises? Turns out the premise of that story wasn’t so far-fetched.
True, most kids aren’t drawing pictures of male genitalia on purpose like Jonah Hill’s character in the crude (yet hilarious) movie, but children are constantly coming up with imaginings that are unintentionally phallic in nature.
And for some reason, we ain’t mad at it.
Sure, all these drawings were meant to be something other than what they appear to be, but that doesn’t make them any less funny. On the contrary, it almost makes them funnier. The little ones can’t seem to understand what we find so hilarious, but maybe they will someday.
Check these out. We dare you not to laugh.
Originally posted August 2016. Updated August 2017.
Shear terror
Those are some funky lookin’ scissors.
Don’t go chasing waterfalls
Just stick to the rivers and the penises you’re used to.
Obviously a truck
Obviously.
No 2 shovels look alike
In this case, some shovels don’t even look like shovels.
Whatever this is
It’s Dad. Or is it?
This chalk ‘stick’ figure
At least it’s not permanent marker!
Thank a firefighter
Just maybe not this way.
The new brand of lawnmowers
Can I get this at my local hardware store?
Blue ‘whale’ or sperm ‘whale’
These new Finding Dory characters are getting out of hand.
Just a dad & his watering can
On World Naked Gardening Day perhaps?
Another drawing of Dad
Who knew Dad was so difficult to draw?
When you give a kid metallic pens…
She’ll give you a thank-you note to save forever.
Let the lighthouse guide you home
Or let it give you a chuckle.
Lovely family portrait
This child doesn’t know how accurate this is.
Holiday greetings
I saw Daddy shaking hands with Santa Claus, or something.
A kind gesture
The bed looks a little… off.
Illustration for clarity
Though maybe the ocean or the sky would have worked too.
Merry Christmas!
All Santa wants this year is a new hat.
A valiant hero
Heroes come in all sorts of… shapes and sizes.
Whistle while you work
Even if the whistle is a bit “special.”
Ho-ho-ho?
On second thought, Santa, I’ll pass on the golf clubs.
Off to the races!
You don’t see racetracks shaped like that nowadays.
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
And I… I took the one that looked like a penis.
Grocery store mix-up
The apple doesn’t fall far from the, uh, penis?
Just a dad & his bike
Where does Dad end and the bike begin?
A confusing scene
Really, what doesn’t look phallic in this?
Carnival activities
“I’m keeping this one forever!” — One proud mother
There’s got to be some explanation here
Who wants to start?
Athleticism in action
Leg kicks that high are hard to come across.
Just everything about this
Let’s just let the picture do the talking.
Phallic fashion
The kid says it’s a high heel. The eyes tell us something different.
Mermaids?
Well, mermaids swim…
Birds
Fly high, little… never mind.
A funny face
Funny, indeed.
Hot dog
Do you see the dog wearing a hot dog?
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