All babies are gorgeous, but that doesn’t mean every picture of them is too. Sometimes your vision for a cute picture doesn’t go as planned, as the results are more, “Oh no!” than, “Awwwww!” And when it comes to the stock images out there, well, the word “yikes” comes to mind.
We’ve rounded up some of the most cringeworthy stock photos of babies we could find, where not even the cuteness of an infant could stop the picture from being downright bizarre.
Lock up your binkies
Hand over the milk and no one will get hurt.
Nightmare fuel
Puts hands over eyes.
Try to stay calm
Tiny zombie or run-in with a Popsicle?
Giant baby
You do not want to see this giant baby have a tantrum.
Baby stew
Yes, babies are delicious, but that doesn’t mean you should actually eat them.
Not that innocent
This is the face of a baby that’s plotting something.
Bulldozer baby
We’re not scared, but we’re not comfortable with this either.
Just hanging around
DIY is cool and all, but this is not an acceptable alternative to an actual baby bouncer.
Where’s the ‘No’ setting?
This baby probably pulled his own tag off, but isn’t it common knowledge that babies are hand-wash only?
Surprise on the shore
Babies don’t grow on trees — but apparently they wash up on the shores of of the beach.
Bird vs. baby
Please say this isn’t a before-and-after photo.
Grandpa, get your gun
“Grandpa? Could you get back here please? Like NOW?!”
Tiny staredown
Get this baby a bottle, or else.
Who’s a big boy?
Hide-and-seek is not this baby’s strong suit.
NOPE
Why? Just why?
Hazardous waste
Dad has a gas mask on, so he’s officially run out of excuses as to why he’s not helping out with this diaper.
Not relaxing
This looks, at best, uncomfortable, and at worst, one second away from an accident.
Business baby
The wig! The hose! The fact that this could be our next boss!
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