There’s a reason so many scary movies center on little kids. Because when they’re not charming you with an adorable smile in hopes of scoring a cookie or an extra hour of screen time before bed, kids can be downright creepy. Don’t believe us? See for yourself. We’ve rounded up some of the strangest and scariest stock pictures of kids that will make you wonder, who thought this was a good idea?
Say “cheese!”
And that is why flossing is so very important.
Masked girl
And when you ask her how the party was last night, all she’ll say is, “Fine.”
Boy in a boat
See that glint in his eyes? He looks like he was put out to sea for a reason.
A pair of squares
If they tell you they’re waiting for their ride, just go back inside the house, and don’t ask any questions.
Girl and a gorilla
The gorilla looks scared because he knows who he’s really dealing with.
Giant goldfish
If he can dream this huge fish into existence, what else is he capable of?
Twin terrors
Tweens and teens get into a lot of scary shit, so if these two are this prepared, you know it’s really, really bad.
Role reversal
This kid needs to learn from her granny and lighten up.
Conspiracy kid
Better start getting his room in the basement ready now — looks like you’re going to need it.
Floating on air
But really, how would you react if you looked in your backyard and saw your daughter like this?
Tiny tightroper
We all know that one parent who will do anything for the perfect Instagram shot.
Fruity twins
Strange things can happen when your twins get obsessed with James and the Giant Peach.
Blabbermouth
Do you think she has any clue how many germs the average cellphone has on it?
Meet my new boyfriend
Dear God, please let this be a phase.
Big brother, little brother
This is the last time you ask the older kid to watch your younger one for a few hours.
Sea dream
If those are all dolphins, this is really sweet. But if they aren’t, then, well…
Creepy bunny
Worst. Playdate. Ever.
Doughnut Lake
Where are the life jackets? Where are the adults? Why are they letting perfectly good pastry go to waste?
Giraffe for hire
Is the giraffe there to make sure he finishes his homework, or to protect him from parents who want to enforce bedtime?
Mom’s home
So now we know why they lock themselves in their rooms after school.
Partners in crime
This is exactly what you were talking about when you told your husband you didn’t want his mom to babysit.
Moon balloon
It’s precious, until you think about the massive tsunami a little girl could unleash by messing with the moon like that.
Ghost girl
Creepy little girl ghost, or your own child after a summer day of running around outside?
Hungry crocodile
Put down the plate slowly, and try not to make any sudden moves.
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