Who are these tiny interlopers? These cats can’t figure it out.
What are you, exactly?
I don’t really understand why they thought they needed a smaller version of themselves, but OK.
Cuddling?
Physical affection is one of the more confusing aspects of human life.
Bathtime without tongues?
Human babies are so lazy that they have other people bathe them. How rude.
There are two of them?!
Two cats are enough as it is. But when you bring home twins to constantly bewilder the two cats? That’s a lot.
Got my eye on you
Don’t think that just because you’re in the yard, you’re safe. One slip-up and I’m telling Mom!
What’s this chair for?
I’d better come with you on the car ride… just to keep an eye on this troublemaker.
Still not sure about this one
I’ll just… stay back here. Where it’s safe. And I won’t be tortured by human offspring.
What lies beneath
Juuust going to chill down here until that creature takes off.
Keep your distance
You stay over there; I’ll stay over here. We won’t have any problems that way.
House protector
The humans may trust you, but I’m still not so sure. Better keep an eye on you 24 hours a day for good measure.
Why?
Does the human child expect me to like it? Please.
This one is brand new
It’s so… vulnerable. And squishy. It looks really squishy.
Cramping my style
Do you see my bow tie? I’m too classy for a new family member. It’ll throw the whole dynamic off.
This is beneath me
Being asked to look over this tiny person is an insult to my intelligence, but fine.
Reluctant friends
I’m only tolerating this because your parents feed me, OK? Don’t get any ideas.
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