The moms don’t believe that all you other moms are having sex (VIDEO)

Honestly, I wish there was more time in my day to fit this “exercise” in. Yes, I’m referencing intimacy, sex, lovemaking or whatever you would like to call it. Honestly, my weekdays are super busy with meetings, toddler care (i.e. our 3-year-old), and not to mention house stuff (i.e. cooking). By the time I’m done I’m snoring on my pillow with slobber coming from the side of my lip. Then, it isn’t till like 3:00 a.m. when I realize “I think I forgot to do something?” then lean over to my spouse and think “oh yeah, I forgot that again!” Anyhow, if you know anyone who can fit this “activity” in “every day” then please mail your prescription to me ASAP. Send it titled: Help For Desperate and Extremely Busy Mom. Here is my address: 22 Jump Street, Miami, FL 12345. (Yes, fake address but you get my drift).