Tard, the grumpy cat, is notorious for his refusal to find joy in anything. Complimenting him fuels anger. Showering him with love encourages hatred. And don’t even think about smiling in his direction for fear of a look in return that would force even Chuck Norris to tremble.
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“Grumpy cat being his overly conversational self.”
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“This stupid party hat is giving me a headache… like you.”
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“You offer absolutely zero logic.”
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“There’s absolutely nothing happy about this birthday.”
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“Don’t even think about sending me a friend request.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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“Grumpy cat catches the early bird… who catches the worm.”
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“Arrested for having a serious cat-titude.”
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“I should get this face insured.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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“I’m glad this amuses you.”
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“Never again.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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“Oh yeah, Fox… I’ve got news for you.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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“More like I want to be glamour shot in the face.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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“No regrets.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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“I stop to insult the roses.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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“Hiding from this pathetic excuse for humanity.”
Image source: Statigram grumpycatobsessed
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“I didn’t know it was possible to hate life anymore than I already do.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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“Stop trying to be cute… you look pathetic.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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“They should pay me more to babysit.”
Image source: Statigram grumpycatobsessed
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“Nice try.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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“I’d rather be stranded than with you people.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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“Shouldn’t you be reporting on crime and weather? So misguided.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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“I try to snooze and still lose.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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“Live long and prosper… or just die.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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“Meet my brother, Pokey. He hates you too.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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“I’d prefer to cut off both my ears so I don’t have to listen to you.”
Image source: Facebook Grumpy Cat.
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